The Agenda

Post-Election Autopsy

Armed with plenty of correction fluid (available in tall shiny red cans for $2 and up at fine dives everywhere), Agenda editors reveled as Democratic asses kicked GOP butt, sending the pachyderms packing. Team Blue gained six Governorships, 29 House seats, and six Senate seats across the nation.

by Zdenko Juskuv

Koren Carbuccia, speaking at a press conference at the State House, said “The State of Rhode Island will not allow me to be the best parent that I can be.”