The Agenda

Dear Hudson Street Market,

Seriously guys, what the fuck? I mean, Jesus, does it ever get tiring ruling so much? Being so ri-goddam-diculously perfect might be too much pressure for the average deli/corner store, but you guys just hang out and make it look easy.

It might be that you don’t realize how much there is to appreciate, as if you are stuck in the black hole of your awesomeness (which is to say, your awesomeness is so massive as to have a gravitational pull greater than the speed of light, which is just a theory but is supported by proven astronomical and gravitational phenomena).