The Agenda

So Anna Nicole Smith died.

And I thought, “So what?”

And then I wondered if I’m somehow a bad person for thinking that.

But then I remembered that she didn’t really serve any purpose. Not that most people do, but we at least have the decency to not be famous.

She was basically just some drugged-out trailer skank, %(pullquote)Known primarily for having a great rack...% known primarily for having a giant rack and running a fairly obvious gold-digging operation on some … well, he was a mummy, though she was also in at least one justifiably-forgotten movie.

Then she got fat.

Then she got skinny.

And she probably, at least part of the time, thought she could fly.

_—Dan Verrier_