The Agenda

Robert William Albanese III: Borderline eligible

Age: 27
Zodiac sign: Gemini
Occupation: adjunct professor/writer/video store clerk

What did you hope to accomplish by 27?
To have made a feature-length film and/or written a published novel

What have you actually accomplished?
Maintaining somewhere between $50 and $1500 in my bank account; earning a masters degree; teaching a college class; writing a column about music in the local wine-and-cheese magazine; being moderately handsome.

Most embarrassing moment
Stepping in a huge huge mound of dogshit in the Decatur and hearing people around me wonder; what smells like shit in here?

Bar most likely to be seen at/under
Lili Marlene’s (or the Decatur, or the Red Fez, or Julian’s; if not one of those, some bar)

Fun Fact
Three-Way Tie:
1) My left leg is somewhat underdeveloped, from the foot to the distal thigh.
2) I am only a few phone calls away from getting you in touch with Josh Hartnett.
3) I made a table out of beer cans.

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