The Agenda

Michael David Brousseau: Pictured with his svonce

Age: 31
Zodiac sign: Scorpio
Occupation: tattoo artist

What did you hope to accomplish by 31?
A wife, a job, a ridiculously large collection of records, a masters degree, a dog and rent.

What have you actually accomplished?
An ex-fiance, a job, a marginal collection of scratched hip hop 12 inches, six years of college and six credits shy of a bachelors degree in fine art, a dog ... my ex-girlfriend's dog. Can I borrow, like, 50 dollars ’til next week?

Bar most likely to be seen at/under
At: Lili Marlenes. Under: the bar I set for myself when I was 21.

Fun Fact
I only own one pair of pants.

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