The Agenda

by Eric Smith | photos by Rachel Silver

Money. Success. Respect. All overrated. Our peers in publishing will have you believe that they have a lock on what is “eligible,” or even “readable,” but we know otherwise. Let no other magazine tell you the measure of a man — but let us tell you. We’re different. You can trust us, for we have glimpsed the darkened bar corner, stared stoically into the smoky dens of shame, forked over, like, 200 bucks to bail you out the time you peed on that cop car. That was our rent.

So sit tight, and let us take you on a guided tour of Providence’s non-movers and non-shakers. And take your time ladies, these guys aren’t going anywhere!

Kevin Joseph Bowden Has posted "raves" of self on craigslist	Jimmy James Caruso Lecherous old man
Edward Joseph Rao Reservoir Jerk	Robert William Albanese III Borderline eligible
Michael David Brousseau Pictured with his schvance	Aaron Thomas The champagne of assholes
Kevin Patrick Leavitt Lost in a man forest	William Wood Future mayor