William Wood a.k.a. Loud Billy, a.k.a. The Mayor:
Future mayor 1 score and 8 years
Zodiac sign: Scorpio
Occupation: Receptionist, Federal Hill Tattoo
What did you hope to accomplish by 28?
You don't get to a lofty position like mine by planning ahead, but here's some stuff I tried to do:
-Bristol Community College: Dropped out.
-Community College of Las Vegas: Dropped out.
-University of Nevada, Las Vegas: Dropped out.
-Massachusetts School of Communications: Dropped out.
-Johnson and Wales University: Dropped out.
-Rhode Island College: Dropped out. Twice.
What have you actually accomplished?
I have totaled almost as many cars as colleges I've dropped out of. I wouldn't change a thing.
Most embarrassing moment:
There's pictures of me in the bathroom at Federal Hill Tattoo where I am roller skating in a pink spandex tuxedo. I was eleven.
Bar most likely to be seen at/under:
I'm more likely to be heard before I'm actually seen at any bar.
Fun Fact:
I'm 28 and I live with my parents!
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