Edward Joseph Rao: Reservoir Jerk
Age: 29
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Occupation: Former cook, current Student, professional drinker and/or over-analyzer.
What did you hope to accomplish by 29?
I would like to have an occupation that helps people while paying the bills (such as a school teacher), be happily in love, playing music regularly, and have lived somewhere other than Providence for once in my life.
What have you actually accomplished?
I've put out two records, been to Europe, and made passionate love to two out of four members of the Donnas, but unfortunately not the guitarist or singer.
Most embarrassing moment
In the last 48 hours, or of all time? I can't open the door of all time; there's just no way. No fucking way in fucking hell.
Bar most likely to be seen at/under
The Decatur
Fun Fact
Ian Mackaye of Fugazi made an example out of me in front of 2000 people when I was sixteen and compared my heckles to the jokes of Conan O'Brien, who at that point in his career had yet to be funny.
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