The Agenda

Age: 27 Zodiac sign: Gemini Occupation: adjunct professor/writer/video store clerk What did you hope to accomplish by 27? To have made a feature-length film and/or written a published novel What have you actually accomplished? Maintaining somewhere between $50 and $1500 in my bank account; earning a masters degree; teaching a college class; writing a column about music in the local wine-and-cheese magazine; being moderately handsome. Most embarrassing moment Stepping in a huge huge mound of dogshit in the Decatur and hearing people around me wonder; what smells like shit in here? Bar most likely to be seen at/under Lili Marlene’s (or the Decatur, or the Red Fez, or Julian’s; if not one of those, some bar) Fun Fact Three-Way Tie: 1) My left leg is somewhat underdeveloped, from the foot to the distal thigh. 2) I am only a few phone calls away from getting you in touch with Josh Hartnett. 3) I made a table out of beer cans. Back to Ineligible Bachelors menu

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