Jimmy James Caruso: Lecherous old man
Age: a haggard-ass 25
Zodiac sign: “Saggitarious”
Occupation: freelance sound engineer, cook at the Red Fez
What do you hope to accomplish by 60?
I consider myself in training to become a lecherous old man. I have been leaning towards older women lately. Figure I get ’em out of my system now so that I can forgo them in my "golden years”.
What have you actually accomplished?
If nothing else, the most staggeringly magnificent mustache you have ever touched ... and you will.
Most embarrassing moment
Losing the Providence Kickball League’s Degenerate Cup.
Bar most likely to be seen at/under
Me and my cronies at Thee Red Fezerkenezer, or anywhere seamy.
Sometimes with my dog Ludo at the Decatur.
Fun Fact
I recently learned to emote, and I am currently learning to forget. So get 'em while the gettin’s confused, ladies!
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