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Summer 2008


Providence's Most Ineligible Bachelors

February 17, 2008Issue #15

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by Eric Smith | photos by Rachel Silver Group Photo Money. Success. Respect. All overrated. Our peers in publishing will have you believe that they have a lock on what is “eligible,” or even “readable,” but we know otherwise. Let no other magazine tell you the measure of a man — but let us tell you. We’re different. You can trust us, for we have glimpsed the darkened bar corner, stared stoically into the smoky dens of shame, forked over, like, 200 bucks to bail you out the time you peed on that cop car. That was our rent. So sit tight, and let us take you on a guided tour of Providence’s non-movers and non-shakers. And take your time ladies, these guys aren’t going anywhere!
Kevin Joseph BowdenKevin Joseph Bowden
Has posted "raves" of self on craigslist
Jimmy James CarusoJimmy James Caruso
Lecherous old man
Edward Joseph RaoEdward Joseph Rao
Reservoir Jerk
Robert William Albanese IIIRobert William Albanese III
Borderline eligible
Michael David BrousseauMichael David Brousseau
Pictured with his schvance
Aaron ThomasAaron Thomas
The champagne of assholes
Kevin Patrick LeavittKevin Patrick Leavitt
Lost in a man forest
William WoodWilliam Wood
Future mayor

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