Aaron Thomas: The champagne of assholes 27
Zodiac sign: Scorpio
Occupation: Jerky’s DJ, guitarist for The Honeymoon’s Over
What did you hope to accomplish by 27?
A financially stable lifestyle, a really nice girl, a swimming pool in the backyard and a couple of my platinum records on my wall
What have you actually accomplished?
An overdrawn checking account, a few girls that will do, a nice bathtub, and KISS’s Double Platinum on the record player.
Most embarrassing moment
To this day my most embarrassing moment was in high school. While playing with my metal band, I decided it would be cool if I did a David Lee Roth-style spin with guitar in hand. I jumped, got twisted in my cord, fell on my face, and my knocked the amp off the chair in front of a huge crowd. Also, I got my first period at the same time.
Bar most likely to be seen at/under
Jerky’s, Decatur, Lili’s, Fez
Fun Fact
I'm the champagne of assholes
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